![]() Joe then telephones Sid and, using a high falsetto voice, accepts the job with the all-girl band. After they evade the gangsters, Jerry suggests they call the police, but Joe reminds him they will not be safe from Spats in any part of Chicago in spite of the police. Although the musicians are spotted by Spats, he is distracted by Charlie, who revives long enough to allow Joe and Jerry to flee. Retrieving the car at a garage owned by Toothpick Charlie, Joe and Jerry unintentionally witness Spats and his men shoot Charlie and his men to death for informing on the speakeasy. Sid tells them of a job at a college dance in Urbana and Joe accepts, then charms Nellie into loaning them her car for the Urbana gig. Joe and Jerry eagerly question Sid, only to learn that the positions are in an all-girl band. At Sid Poliakoff’s agency, receptionist Nellie Weinmeier, incensed over being stood up by Joe a few nights earlier, reveals there is an opening for a bass and sax with a band in an all-expenses paid trip to Florida. ![]() Desperate, Joe and Jerry visit the musicians’ agency building hoping to line up another job. Putting up their coats as collateral, they place a bet with their bookie, and promptly lose both the bet and their coats. ![]() The longtime friends begin arguing about how to spend their salary until Jerry notices Mulligan’s badge and they make a hasty exit as the raid begins, avoiding the police roundup. As Mulligan inspects the lively speakeasy, two members of the band, saxophonist Joe and bass player Jerry eagerly discuss plans for their salary from their first job in four months. Glowingly negative.In Chicago, in February, 1929, federal agent Mulligan sets up a raid on a speakeasy run by notorious bootlegger “Spats” Colombo, based on information provided by small-time gangster “Toothpick” Charlie. I’ll make sure to write you a glowing reference. Kelly: Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut down the machine!!! Shut it down! Shut it down!ĭwight: Good luck finding a new job idiots. What about you, Kevin? What about you and your fake task? Can you tell me now where paper comes from?ĭwight: Ha. What?!Įrin: You’re a real crumb bum, you know that?ĭwight: Hey, you can’t just change the rules because you don’t like the outcome. Five mistakes in less than a day.ĭwight: No you didn’t, Phyllis. Stanley: Well…I was saving this for my retirement, which I guess is today.ĭwight: It goes out automatically at five P.M.Īndy: Well, th- There’s gotta be a way to stop it.ĭwight: Well, I would have to enter my password in order to cancel it.Īndy: Ok! Dwight you may now enter your password.ĭwight: You don’t deserve to have this branch. ![]() Kevin: What does this mean? What does it mean! Oscar: Five eighty-eight plus fifteen percent- Oh no. Smile and nod.Īngela: You sent the late notice to Ryan Heart & Wolf. Kelly: Um, no we’re not and you are a psycho who is ruining our lives.ĭwight: Smile…nod. I am confident that you guys are equal to the task. Now the point is that we are now working in an environment where we have accountability to each other. Very similar to a doomsday device.ĭwight: Jim, you’re trying to make me sound like some kind of evil maniac. Jim: Which when it goes off it destroys everything. Jim: Wait, so you installed a doomsday device?ĭwight: No, it’s an accountability booster. He eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him. You remember that one Jim? There is no way he hasn’t strangled at least one stripper. Kelly: What emails are you talking about?ĭwight: Robert’s favorite songs: Creep by TLC, Creep by Radio Head. Remember the one that recommended the branch be shutdown? And as a fail-safe also every negative email you’ve ever written about him to the group will also be forwarded to him. One home run and you’re out.Īndy: If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens like we block Minesweeper.ĭwight: Or in this case an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultants report from last year. From a late delivery to an accounting error. It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office. So, Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call…Dwight…ĭwight: The accountability booster. I just wanted to say that, you all have been doing amazing work., really.Īndy: And I’d like to add that your work has been a little sloppy.
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